100th Post Vetri Vizha

KLKillahs is proud to announce that with this post, we are 100 posts old. We have traversed a great distance from January of this year when we were launched. Initially, there was mute response but this was gone with the wind as the floodgates opened after the Miss Vasantham series of reviews.

Encompassed in these 100 posts, you will find KLKilled Profiles, the KLKribs series, Exposes, Skandals, KLKuips, hilarious graphics and commercials and of course the "How Not To Be a KLK" agenda that most of our posts carry. Indeed we hope you have had as much fun as us in this journey, if you were with us from the start. If you weren't, well, just go to our very first post, and read on till present, so you won't look stupid the next time your friends are discussing it at lunch or over their stouts.

We have also lent our space and readership to publicize events and occurrences that we feel benefit the Indian KLKommunity as a whole. KLKillahs is not predisposed to only satisfying the predominantly Indian subset of this nation and beyond but to act as a bridge that KLKonnects one and all under the umbrella of being YIndian.

As a mark of arrival at this threshold and to thank our loyal readers, we have 3 things to ask of you.

1. Download the Vetri Vizha Special Edition KLKillahs Wallpaper [Now in 2 different editions!]


Place KLKillahs on your desktop and either point your mates to this page or e-mail them the wallpaper. We at KLKillahs won't rest till we've touched each and every YIndian's lives in one small way or the other. Just right click and click "Save Target As". Original dimensions for both are 800 x 600 pixels but they will look just as good on a 1024 x 768 screen as like our own desktops.

2. Place the I "heart" KLK button on your blog

Actual Size: 159 x 60 pixels

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Actual size: 88 x 33 pixels

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Copy the corresponding HTML code to your blog and change all "[" to "<" and all "]" to ">" to make it work. The buttons look a bit distorted here but the actual sizes are reflected below each ones to let you know which one you can use to better effect within your own blog templates. If you still can't get it done, email us, we'll take you through it step by step.

We acknowledge and thank all our members of the KLKlan. Those who have dutifully linked us on their respective blogs. We now give you a choice of 2 buttons now to replace that link. It would be a huge thumbs up to this site if each and everyone of you places one of these buttons on your site as it gives more visual impact and will be able to help spread the KLKillah phenomenon.

Some of you however, are the PASSIVE readers that we so encounter day in day out and dislike to the core. The ones who come, look see look see, go "Wah NNB happening also these fellas" or "Wah, bastard sial the way they write", and then click "back" or "x" or what not they feel like clicking and go away. Only to return the next day to do the same all jing-jag.

Truth be told, we don't really need you passive blokes. KLKillahs strives to be a community based blog with reader inputs from time to time. We're always sussing out able contributors and close-to-the-heart topics to pen our thoughts on. We value all comments received and tags tagged [Of course, no matter how many times the call goes out to tag less and comment more due to its permanent nature, there is a still a less than satisfactory improvement]. Even those who decide to tag a tad bit more "violent"ly than the rest we adore more than you passive mofos. Got the hint? Now stop resting your fingers under your arses and start reacting.

3. Support the KLKillah Projects

KLKillahs on top of being an outfit that satirizes the local Indian scene also strives to give back to society in anyway we can. It's a simple theory really. We don't just bitch. We show you how its done too.

The festive season brings a lot of cheer, money and goodwill to all of us. But, there are some friends of ours who deserve to partake of more cheer than they do have. For our very first KLKillah Project, the Singapore faction of our panel has unanimously agreed to provide an "annathaanam [literally to provide food, in our case to provide lunch and company]" at Ramakrishnan Mission Boys’ Home at Bartley Road.

Many of us have remembered when we were young and being threatened by our folks that if we didn't quit being naughty, we'd be sent there. It became a very YIndian threat to make for quite some time, along the same threads that Chinese parents use to warn their little ones about the Karang Guni man.

In order to fund our first project, KLKillahs is now calling upon any kind of donations from you, the readers to aid us in making this a supreme success. On top of lunch, KLKillahs will mingle with the youth at the Home in an informal setting to get to know more young ones we possibly can induct into the KLK panel in future. There are some pretty fine intellectuals in there, we can attest to that. Anyone who is willing to come forward with a financial contribution is welcome to e-mail us at kelingkillah@gmail.com.

However, as we are more pro-reactive than the average YIndian, KLKillahs is also offering 2 exquisite Vinayagar decorative plates with stand for sale to fund this project. All profits from the sales will strictly go to the Ramakrishnan project. The plates are shown below and each plate goes for 20 dollars. The entire project will be documented here when the project is successfully completed, photos and all.

Orders can be by email through kelingkillah@gmail.com or by phone for those who know any of the panellists personally. Bulk orders are more than welcome. The faster we clear our stock, the faster we can set into motion our intiative. Sales will only last till the eve of Deepavali and our project will be "all systems go" in mid November.



After a walk through at Jothi's over the week, we are also proud to announce that neither of these plates were found there, so technically we might be the only ones in Singapore carrying this stock. The material is porcelain-like, the design is 3D-like, the plate is hand painted and we guarantee the quality of our product.

So, do your part. For a good cause. Let KLKillahs lead the way. E-mail us now!

The KLKillahs Projects was inspired by the greatest Hero of them all. Super Star. Here, he teaches us a thing or two about the lessons of life:

yaarukkum theengindri vaazhpavan manidhan
oorukke vaazhndhu uyardhavan punidhan
netruvaraikkum manidhanappa
indru mudhal nee punidhanappa

Our next post is on the KLKillahs Manifesto. This will lay to bed once and for all, all ye readers' questions on what we stand for, who we are and what we aim to accomplish. Watch out for that.