Thursday, August 10, 2006

KLK Profile #3

Sometimes you cannot really tell if someone is high,they hide it really well.

But in the case of this KLK, he has nothing to hide. From the get go, you know that this is one person who is so full of his own self, that he either is under some kind of terrible deulsion, or is a victim of his self declared substance abuse.

Meet Cannabis Full. And I am not sure if he is trying out a play on words with the "full" part.

Look at his profile picture and immediately your heart goes out to him. NS man looking like a 14 year old.. quite sad lah. Its the wide rimmed baseball cap and serious baby fat that adds to the illusion of course.

"Could this be the cat that drank the milk?" Don't let the innocent angelic look fool you, this is one garang KLK, no question.



Let's here from the man himself. He says:

i got this huge obsession with body art also and also with the body piercings but too bad since im servin the nation rite now i cant realli get too many piercins... just waitin for ORD then i might decide where i should get pierced next...

Well when it comes to tattoo's i just love em soo much .. little works of art inked into ur skin the pain = pleasure which actually gives u a sence of satisfaction when the artist is done with ya

"Piercins" and tatooes, eh? How unique and original. Let's see what we have for a start shall we?


One kind of fierce right? And also look closely at the innocent picture and you will see a wicked eyebrow piercing. Steady dah.

And then the rest of the profile is just a strange mish mash of bible quotes, Kali pictures and a profession of his undying love for his girlfriend, whom he affectionately refers to as "dumb duck". Maybe she is only in Primary 6 and doesn't get the euphemism.

Anyway, if you noe anyone, or are anyone, please go and make friends with Cannabis Full on friendster, cos he has no qualifications whatsoever for making friends. Yep, our KLK is a equal opportunity friend-maker. Just make sure you give him his daily quota of his preferred vice. Better hurry, his first mailbox full already.

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