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Sometimes we all come up with "What if" stories blending reality and imagination. Sometimes, these stories are quite fun when churned up by a devious mind. Div with one of her tales:

When 2 Tamilans Went Camping

Two makkehs went on a camping trip in East Coast Park after their O's to celebrate.

After smoking a pack and drinking a six pack, checking out the babes and checking out their handphones they felt rather woozy and decided that they needed to lie down for the night; and they went to sleep.

Some hours later, makkeh 1 awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Makkeh, look at the sky da! What can you see?"

Makkeh 2 peers at the sky and says "I see millions and millions of stars."

"Ya, but wat is the shtars telling you da?" Makkeh 1 questioned.

Makkeh 2 pondered for a minute. Since he was a chatty drunk and always felt magically more intelligent when he had 3 cans, he added "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Makkeh 1 was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Aiyo makkeh, someone has stolen our tent da!"

They went back to sleep, too tired to do anything about the alleged theft and woke up the next morning.

They found the unopened and unpitched tent right next to them.

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