KLKalyanam Kons

Fresh off the blogosphere, we encounter a like minded matrimonial individual.

Haven't you ever encountered people with pompous job titles, who harp on it in an attempt to make everyone else feel like a damn loser.

This is also important for all those Yindians who will go on Shaadi.com to choose their potential life partners. Don't get too impressed by an impressive sounding job title people.

Well my dear friends, fret no more. I have come to extend a helping hand to all my fellow Yindians who will shop for a man/woman online.

I have unravelled what these 'beautified' and 'glorified' titles really mean.


*Garden Boy (Thotakkaaran)
:Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

*Maid (Veetu Velaikaari)
:Family Environs Upkeep Manager

*Receptionist
:Front Office Manager/Office Access Control

*Typist
:Printed Document Handler

*Messenger
: Business Communications Conveyer

*Window Cleaner
: Transparent Wall Technician

*Temporary Teacher
: Associate Tutor

*Tea Boy
: Hospitality management officer

*Garbage Collector (Kuppaiya Kootaravan)
: Public Sanitation Technician

*Watchman
: Surveillance specialist

*Thief
: Wealth Distribution Executive

*Driver
: Automobile Propulsion Specialist

*Cleaner
: Domestic Operations Specialist

*Peon
: Administration Manager

*Cook (Samaiyalkaaran)
: Haute Cuisine Chef

*Unemployed (Velai vetti-yilladha dhanda choru)
: Time management specialist

Gossiping(Veen vambu-kaari/kaaran)
: Social Research Executive

Full post HERE.

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