Last Saturday the KLKillahs attended yet another "Variety" show in the KLKalendar. The KLKillahs were there. But I, was one of the inside men. And being in charge of Security has provided the AMMUNITION for this entry.
See today we learn abt KLKex-boyfriends. These aren't your usual run-of-the-mill ex-bfs. Run-of-the-mill ex-bfs come for shows, watch their ex-gf dance, maybe run their mouths a bit, talk about how she was in bed and then go off to drink somewhere.
BUT a KLKex-bf, he comes down to the school and konfronts teachers. He refuses to let the ex-gf dance in peace. He fights with her friends. Not to mention the usual habits of hitting, cursing and verbally abusing the girl as well...
What drives a KLKex- bf to do this: A Lack of understanding of the word "Breakup".
So what does he do when he's been banned from a show? He comes anyway. He sits on his friends van. Blasts Planet Galatta(cos its the latest machi) and drinks beer(cos its the cheapest mike).
Then he asks the school to reimburse his transport money.
PLUS, the ex-gf's brother, is his best mate. Be warned they both have the combined IQ of a hedgehog.
Now if u were a girl's brother, and her ex-bf was being a prick, what would YOU do?
In the words of Russell Peters: "Do the right thing".
This KLKex-bf's best mate a.k.a girl's brother, made history by lambasting the sister for putting the KLKex-bf in this state, lectured her about how he is a Kasanova and has the right to fuck all the girls he wants, and how she is a bambified bimbo who must obey her KLKex-bf's every heed and call.
So we now move on to another version of a KLKex-bf. 80% same la ah. But this one is the depressed version. Stalks the ex-gf. Threatens her with a diary of their relationship. Acts like a big mo-fo, punchin walls and staring down guys literally twice his size. Plus, he overdoses on his ciggies to reduce his already half-pint, beer bottle shaped body into nothing more than a pile of wet leaves.
I could mention some more. But why?
I'm sad to admit, there is probably no chance of redemption for these boys. However i'm glad to admit that these KLKex-boyfriends only exist cos of some really brain dead girls. You, yes YOU, can avoid this disease by simple discretion.
Lay with the dogs, expect the fleas.
variety show, keling, ex-boyfriend
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See today we learn abt KLKex-boyfriends. These aren't your usual run-of-the-mill ex-bfs. Run-of-the-mill ex-bfs come for shows, watch their ex-gf dance, maybe run their mouths a bit, talk about how she was in bed and then go off to drink somewhere.
BUT a KLKex-bf, he comes down to the school and konfronts teachers. He refuses to let the ex-gf dance in peace. He fights with her friends. Not to mention the usual habits of hitting, cursing and verbally abusing the girl as well...
What drives a KLKex- bf to do this: A Lack of understanding of the word "Breakup".
So what does he do when he's been banned from a show? He comes anyway. He sits on his friends van. Blasts Planet Galatta(cos its the latest machi) and drinks beer(cos its the cheapest mike).
Then he asks the school to reimburse his transport money.
PLUS, the ex-gf's brother, is his best mate. Be warned they both have the combined IQ of a hedgehog.
Now if u were a girl's brother, and her ex-bf was being a prick, what would YOU do?
In the words of Russell Peters: "Do the right thing".
This KLKex-bf's best mate a.k.a girl's brother, made history by lambasting the sister for putting the KLKex-bf in this state, lectured her about how he is a Kasanova and has the right to fuck all the girls he wants, and how she is a bambified bimbo who must obey her KLKex-bf's every heed and call.
So we now move on to another version of a KLKex-bf. 80% same la ah. But this one is the depressed version. Stalks the ex-gf. Threatens her with a diary of their relationship. Acts like a big mo-fo, punchin walls and staring down guys literally twice his size. Plus, he overdoses on his ciggies to reduce his already half-pint, beer bottle shaped body into nothing more than a pile of wet leaves.
I could mention some more. But why?
I'm sad to admit, there is probably no chance of redemption for these boys. However i'm glad to admit that these KLKex-boyfriends only exist cos of some really brain dead girls. You, yes YOU, can avoid this disease by simple discretion.
Lay with the dogs, expect the fleas.
variety show, keling, ex-boyfriend
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