Wednesday, February 08, 2006

KLK Profile #1

The very 1st instalment of a KLK profile hijacked from the very "FRIENDly" service. Presenting, urmz, now where did I put that name. Ah, APACHE. Yes, my friends all the way from the Mayan Ruins, the ruin does follow through his hair too [Always very cultural, our KLKs].

Our Kleng digger's accessories are proudly purchased from Far East, Hair cut from Sri Dewa, shades were stolen when his best buddy was drunk. And of course the ear ring, on one ear. KLKs do follow trends that are extinct for 5 years because they CAN and they WILL.

He says:
My fav movies are : Ladder 49, Matrix the series, Bourne supremacy and mani mani more
About me: Well wat can I say realli a difficult question...juz get 2 noe muai and then you can ans this question for yaself ya...alritez
Who I want to meet: --GOD---and myself 2 years down the road...no la anione who got a beautiful heart would do.

*The editors have bolded all words that DID not pass our spell checker, thesaurus and "KLK for dummies" glossary.*
It is also important to note that said KLK is in fact a polytechnic student and HAS passed his 'O' Levels English.

Ah, the suspense mounts. Who is this mystery man? What is his sweet allure?
Fret not. It's time to be KL-Killed.



Notice how this KLK is in fact aware that his left side is the acne free [almost] side and adheres to his stylist [Mariamma of Dunlop St] strictly. And the pose too, the I'm-looking-at-my-right shoe-cos it's PAKALOLO dammit extreme fashionista pose.

Also, his impeccable taste of sitting at his computer with shades on does indicate some early contrast issues. Get ya eyes checked boy!

Alas, not an extreme KLK profile for you today due to lack of hand signs and sneers and a big ass moustache. But we'll do better. Never a day too short to shame someone.

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5 comments:

reena said...

Haha! This is darm hilarious. Btw I know this guy and the reason for the shades, (he claims) is that he's eyes are too in. He is ALWAYS spotted with shades.

reena said...

and yap.....have u noticed the trend in anjadi gals? Coloured contaacts......

ah_neh said...

i say. let them wear.at least draws attention away from their dress sense.

Anonymous said...

dei supera poruki maathari iruka da!

Anonymous said...

dei otha, romba alaga irukkardha nenappa? thu pool sappi. mayira valathukka da. thailala tractor vitta madhiri irukku. ngommala.