Monday, May 01, 2006

The Abortion Song

Spotted somewhere out there. A nice jiggly diddy to sing to all the mangammas who just need a surangani of their own.

Kissing is a habit,
Fucking is a game,
Boys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain,

He says he loves you
And you believe it's true,
But when your stomach starts to swell
He says to hell with you!

[Insert number] minutes of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
3 days in the hospital,
The baby with no last name.

The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore,
It never would have happened
If the rubber hadn't tore.

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