KLKlandestine

KLKillahs has never wanted to remain KLKlandestine about the stories we put out, the profiles we diss and the general take on the "Yindian" way of doing things.

Yet it amazes us sometimes that Russell Peters can be applauded for his self-deprecating accents but the Ginsu knives are out for our tales of temerity.

The numbers have been up, these few weeks. Vastly. Even beating the viewership of the parent. We believe this is highly due to the fact that we are the only ones taking an effort to document the highs and lows of the ongoing Ms. Vasantham pageant. And supply glossy photos to match.

We aint hiding in anonymity. Feel free, to click on our profiles. Some of us have emails and MSN adds listed. You want to be heard? Go ahead. Feel free. We wanted to do a whole "This is the panel, Meet and Greet" session but the Ritz Ballroom is fully booked for the next few months and our I/C photos are a bit too embarassing to flash in the World Wide Web.

It has also come to our knowledge that all 24 finalists of aforementioned beauty pageant ARE aware of this site and do check in regularly for updates. Thank you for your viewership. [What I meant to say was, you narcissists! I know, i know the photos are good].

What we want to reiterate is that, this is a community blog. There are no barriers to entry and contributions except if you don't do it regularly enough, you'll be kicked out. The doors are always open, for entry AND exit. The views expressed are of the contributors only and may/may not reflect what the general layman thinks when observing the same things we did. Though to know if they did, all you need to do is check on the comments and the tagboard.

Thus, taking into account that it takes much guts to even get your powdered face out on national TV for all to partake in some KLKulling, we wanna wish the remaining girls all the best.

Take our words in your stride. Quit the fake accents [yes, I know a lot of you guys want this said]. Get with the program. And show us the best goddamn strut you ever could pull off. Who knows, you might just get a sash to hang out your bedroom window for all to ogle at.

And the next time someone asks you: "Does Sex Sells?", buy him a book on grammar for his birthday.

Cheers

P.S. Love us or hate us, popularize us. Didn't you know, attention whoring is the "Yindian" way. We learnt this after watching Kumar from Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle

Editor's note: I'm still with 075 for the winner. Who's with me?