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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Finale

KLKillahs will be continued at our new URL: http://klkillahs.blogspot.com

The new chapter effective April 1st will denote a new focus, a new drive and new ideals in store for the management and readers of KLKillahs.

Do remember to edit all your button links to the new URL. If you don't know how to do so, ask a friend. We hope you have at least one who is computer savvy. Don't forget your blog rolls and your bookmarks.

The archives will still be here for your perusal.

Adios!


Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Pradana Vizha


So, is it the season of Pradana Vizha again? Where we sit down and apparently honour the talents and horrors of local TV station, Vasantham Central? Whereabouts do we honour the artistes who have since left our fair shores to crack it big in mainland India or Malaysia for that matter. These being the only other 2 countries where an Yindian has enough scope to further his/her pull over swaying crowds.

We take a look at the pre-math of the event to see what exactly all those names, companies, facts and figures tell us. Who we like we've highlighted in red, and of course the mandatory italicized comments within brackets.

Best Variety Series: Planet Galatta, Miss Vasantham, Vasantham Star, Neengal Kettavai

[I think you know where our tastes lie. Question is what the hell does Neengal Kettavai have to do with it all? Possibly satisfying the oldies demographic amongst us]

Best Drama Series: Padigal, Goal, Manam, Thirai, Nagal

[Don't even remember any of these shows.]

Best Info-ed/Culture Series: Vizhigal, Ullasa Oorvalam, Kannavai Thedi, Cooking for Love, Pournami

[Still waiting for who the hell made the cut in Kannavi Thedi, or is that just an open ended question for us to wonder]

Best Children Series: Subra n Friends, 24/7, Engal Ulagam, Kathai Neram, Savaal

[A no-brainer. Subra to take the cake.]

Best Actor: Vadi PVSS, Mohan, Kathiraven, Puravalan, Somasundram

[Give this man the award, and throw him a beer]

Best Actress: Renu Theresa, Kavitha, Vanitakumari, Premalatha, Annetha Ayyavoo

[They all sound alike, move alike and wail out loud in the crying scenes alike. We leave this to the general public.]

Best Supporting Actor: Veeraraghavan, Gunaseelan, Silvarajoo, Paneerselvam, Mohan

[We say, Veeraraghavan ought to get it cos he is really in much suffrage in Aal Illa Theevu]

Best Supporting Actress: Prasakthi, Manimala, Kalaiarasi, Prasanna

[Again, jus hand it to the best "cry"er]

Best Child Artiste: Nishok, Subramaniyam, Poobalan, Habib, Girish

[Nishok! The gangster boy who actually made us wanna tune into Subramani without fail]

Best Host: Elamaran, Shamen, Anwar, Ismath, Kavitha

[Tough choice. So we went with two. Comedians make the best hosts.]

And then, as usual, the fill up our coffers with your SMSes game is afoot. The nominees for "Who would you like to spend the most money on to listen to their acceptance speech" are:

Most Popular Male Singer: Pravin, Shabir, Saravanan, Mohan R, Suriamurthi

[We say go with old is gold. Man deserves to win something after years on the stage]

Most Popular Female Singer: Malini, Ananthi, Kavitha, Gunalakshmi

[Urm.. shouldn't this be Most Popular Dancing Female Singer?]

Most Popular Dance Group: Sangesthraz, Sureshvanaz, Movesh

[The Z syndrome hits again. As like a recent dance competitions, we are now led to believe that even those who don't win are winners in their own right. Right?]

Wise decision to make "Most Popular Programme" a television ratings contest rather than an SMS one or it would totally defeat the purpose. At least the one who wins it truly has brought benefit to the sponsors who place commercial after commercial, sometimes back to back in order to gain our consumer cash.

Interestingly, even by Pradana Vizha standards, the talk of cronyism, nepotism and political game play has been around since it's debut year. There was one particular year if you remember where only 2 production companies were vying for all the awards and amazingly, they came out with an equal number of awards at the end of the night.

Well, the market has opened up liberally now. And many other companies have joined the fray to provide some perfect competition. Let's see how they rack up according to collated nominations:

Blue River Pictures - 2
Eagle Vision - 7
Spectraa Productions - 2
Megastar Advertising - 1
Humming Bird - 1
Rough Cuts - 1
Verite Productions - 3
Art of Entertainment - 1
Golden Vision - 1

How could such a grand event pass by without the sponsors who make it happen. The usual suspects are in the fray again. Get ready for a bombardment of seen again ads, before, after, in the middle and in all the teasers.

But really, can businesses owned by Yindians or targetting the Yindian demographic only be stifled to those few whom we keep seeing over and over again for aeons. Conquering the commercial scenes and eventually our brain waves with their ditties and jingles? How come no other firm steps forward? Is the Yindian demographic too small for their advertising budget to be wasted over? Or are the account managers at MediaKorp simply enticing the "usual" clientele? Anyone's brain we can pick on this?

Thursday, March 22, 2007

SI Meets Vidiyal

For this mega-meddlesome post, we have to thank our friends at SI.com, who knowingly or unknowingly managed to provide much fodder. They earlier interviewed STMC [sorry excuse for a Tamil rap group, of course not forgetting their CHART TOPPING hit, "Tekka Nanba"]. Now, they attempt to remain current by calling on the (in) famous winners of Dhool 2006/7, NUS Vidiyal.

A bit of history since I have the time. SI.com, obviously a name borrowing of the famous #singapore_indians channel on Galaynet in mIRC which is still active, was meant to follow the footsteps of anakmelayu.com [a million dollar revenue drawing site] by the same creators but has since hit the doldrums and functions like a Friendster-esque pick up joint. I mean why pay cover charge and polish up your pick up lines at the clubs when you can just type one standard cheesy message and Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V it to a hundred different people. [Possible post on the levels of un-intellectual bombardment a female can receive in the near future]

There you have it. The story of a site gone wrong. Unless of course this was some devious Machiavellian plot and this was HOW the site was supposed to work out, as planned.

The crux of my point here is, surprise surprise, nothing to do with Dhool, it's components or aftermath. Rather, let's for a moment focus on the way Yindians answer to interviews.

Somewhere deep down in our genetics, we are all born story tellers. Rajini in Baasha says "Tamizhan vaayeh moodinaal, sethu poiruvaan" [An indian would die if he had to shut his mouth]. Thus, more often than not, interviews with Yindian people rarely are short of penning down the Mahabharata all over again.

Kollywood and Bollywood personalities have learnt over time that it is downright foolish to answer what one really thinks or to answer too much. The Yindian tabloids can be much more cruel than the paparazzi of US/UK whom we are well accustomed to. It has become a necessity if you are in the media world to let your publicist guide your movements and what comes out of your mouth.

Need proof? Indian Movie News used to publish long, beat around the "aala maram" interviews. Now, times have changed and staccato answers are what rule the day. Also, how many times have you caught yourself watching/reading an interview and going "NNB, don't bluff me la. What you really mean to say was...". Get my drift?

We review these Yindians' interview techniques and what WE thought they really meant. Reproduced here with NO paragraphing [to prove their story telling skills] and alignment editing; the words weren't touched. From the same team that brought you their first podcast. O Level students, take note, major summary techniques coming up.


Q. What's the difference between the previous dance groups from NUS and the one which rocked the stage for Dhool 2007?

A. NUS had dance groups like Minnal, Puyal and Sulzhal in the past years. Their dance style was modern folk and we wanted to be different from them. We experimented with dance steps from Paso Doble, Salsa, Jazz and Ballet. Our aim was to be unique which ultimately led us to victory.

What we understood: You won cos you were unique.

Q. Who came up with the choreography for Vidiyal? Who was the brain behind those beautiful dance performances?

A. Everyone's ideas came up together for the choreography. Some of us had dance backgrounds which came in handy. Choosing the right song took us a week sometimes and we would then research about the song and discuss which dance style would be the most suitable for it. We took every step seriously and eight of us played together to achieve what we did.

What we understood: 8 people "play" is better than 1 brain. Always approach a dance choreography like you would a Social Studies project. Research and Discussion. R & D.

Q. Costumes play an important part in standing out from other dance groups. In our opinion you did a great job. Did you get any help from any fashion designers?

A. Well, once we came up with songs and steps, our next task was to design the costumes. We chose colours which would be unique and also used printed materials which helped us to stand out from the other teams. We found that some groups didn't co-ordinate their costumes with their performance. We made sure we didn't do the mistake of making no sense; dressing in costumes that didn't have any connection to the song selected.

What we understood: Story has begun [Re: Well..... costumes]. Not answering to the question. Comprehension skills fail. Also, they managed to make "sense" as opposed to other groups' "no sense".

Q. In our Indian society, a lot of parents find that it's a waste of time for their children to take up dance. But you, NUS students, the supposed “nerds” of Singapore , how did you manage to convince your parents to allow you to join Dhool? What would you like to say to parents who have children who want to take up dancing?

A. When we named our group Vidiyal, we had a reason for adding the letters “NUS” to it. We wanted to show the society that we are not your regular bookworm or "Padikara Jathi" (Studying Caste). We enjoy to dance and we believe that every Indian out there love to dance too. When we entered this competition, we had the chance to prove that we could handle both studies and perform well in other activities without losing focus. Parents have to support and educate their children on what is important. It's a two way process for the youngsters too. If you want to dance, show that your attention doesn't waver from your studies. Prove to them that you can prioritise appropriately. In fact our parents turned up during rehearsals and gave us pointers and comments on how to improve our dance.

What we understood: We are made aware of another caste in the multitude of castes that actually exist. The main reason for joining Dhool was NOT for the prize money or for fame etc. , rather to SHOW that one can dance and study. How noble.

Q. As full time students, how did you manage both your studies and dance practices? We heard that you guys had exams the following day after the finals, how did you cope?

A. All of us submitted our timetables to our leader to come up with a comfortable schedule. Our practice times were kept at a constant 6 – 9 pm. Before the finals our passion took over and we sometimes stayed overnight to practice. We played games to keep ourselves awake and alert during the break times. Although we were pushing ourselves for victory on the other hand we always kept reminding ourselves that we had to study at the same time.

What we understood: Every team needs a leader. The leader needs to be good at timetabling.

Q. Did you feel intimidated competing against well known names like Triadic and Acidhouz?

A. We knew we were competing against those who already have a strong following and reputation as good dance groups, and this made us push ourselves harder. We made sure we did different moves and constantly tried to challenge ourselves to do something different. We set our own standard and tried to break it each time. In this sense, we considered ourselves our biggest opponents.

What we understood: Firstly, obviously research error. Triadiac was not a well known name before Dhool. What we inferred from this answer though, is that, the other opponents are just not "opponent" enough as themselves. Thus, the cliched "Conquer yourself to conquer your enemies" Kungfu line emerges.


Q. Plenty of people out there claim that NUS Vidiyal won due to favourtism. What do you have to say about this whole controversy?

A. There will always be rumours that any winning team had some help to gain that position. Seriously we are tired of explaining this to everyone. There is no chance to have any influence on our winning due the reason that sms voting were audited by the officials and accounted for and was tabulated few mines away before the prizes were given out. The criteria to win Dhool 2007: 60% judges and 40% SMS votes. We did our part by sending mass emails to our family and friends to support us. What people out there fail to realise is that, they could've helped the teams they were supporting if they had sent in their votes as well. And if they feel that the winning was based solely on sms votes, then the winning positions would not be at all like what we have right now. We also believe that the judges should have acted professionally and saved their integrity by not giving comments after the show. They were given a time and a place to comment and we feel that it's unfair to say something after the show that contradicts with what they said during the show. These comments give a bad name to the production companies and broadcasting channels. The public should be aware that the teams are only there to dance and win the competition, and that we do not wish to create and controversies at all. Ultimately at the end of the day, the winners are still the winners.

What we understood: When one is defensive, one talks a lot to defend. If your head is not exploding at reading such a large amount of unparagraphed text you would have realized that judge Selva isn't exactly Mr. Professional and Mr. Popular in their opinion. Also, Megastar and Vasantham have since suffered a "lose face" scenario, due to Selva, in the humble opinion of Vidiyal.

Q. Did any dance groups have any misunderstanding backstage? Was there any drama?

A. We found that the other dance groups behaved very professionally. They were supportive and encouraging everyone backstage. We found a lot of spirit among our fellow competitors. There wasn't any enmity amongst us at all. We supported each other and sometimes even shared our make up.

What we understood: Sharing M.A.C. is equivalent to support.

Q. Some people we know have lucky pens, socks and even undergarments. Did Vidiyal have anything like that? What was your good luck charm? How did you boost your morale before each performance?

A. Well, despite being from different religious backgrounds, we all held hands and said a prayer. One thing that could be considered our good luck charm could be at the end of the day, we all huddled together, joined hands and cheered ourselves by saying “Vidiyal”. Whoever was there joined us, it was not restricted to only the team members. This not only could be considered our good luck charm, but it also helped to boost our morale. When we were performing, we knew that we were not only doing it for ourselves but also for our family, friends and supporters.

What we understood: Nothing really, we were busy reminiscing about our Sec 1 orientation camp, school cheers and mass dances.


Q. What changes do you all want to find in the upcoming Dhool completion? Do you have any suggestions that you wish would be introduced in the upcoming competitions?

A. Well there were already many changes in this Dhool in comparison to the previous ones. Hopefully we'd be able to have a better concrete identity for Dhool. Don't be known simply as an Indian dance competition, but a competition where teams are able to gain exposure. Not only in Vasantham, but maybe on Suriya or the main channel such as channel 5 for that matter. We however, feel that maybe they could've improved with the choice of judges who were there. We felt that they had judges with mostly classical backgrounds, which can be considered a down point for the groups who had a mostly hip hop or modern dance background. Next, we hope that the judges would be more constructive with their criticisms and instead of just saying that they wanted to see something new, they could've also told us what styles they were expecting from us. Certain groups were very good at a particular style of dance, which is their plus point. Expecting them to dance something out of their comfort zone would be unfair to them. Another thing that they can do to improve the competition could be to maybe have an agreement with another channel, and make it a truly Singaporean event and have a cross channel show. And a suggestion to our Indian teams would be that, do not stay only in Dhool. Venture out and try to gain a stand in other dance competitions. Make Singaporeans be aware that there is a Indian dance team who can do what you do best.

What we understood:

a. Choice of judges suck
b. Judges don't talk sense
c. Cross channel what??!? I think this brainstorming session needs to end soon.
d. Teams should venture to other competitions too to show the "Indian" infusion. So, Vidiyal is joining The Dance Floor next season?

Pardon the slicing and dicing. Our inner children were inspired by the return of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Fret not. Did you really think we were going to let you read a serious, expository discussion by us and not lead you on to controversy? After reading the published text, some SI.com readers got on the comment bandwagon [what here at KLKillahs we all know too well].


The Dumb Ones

Uma Devi: I think its unfair judgement..i noe NUS vidayal dance perform was nice. but shld given others a chance as NUS as been getting 1st prize for pass yrs. i guess so. every team shld given a chance every year.. [Comment mirrored by Sugar Gurl too]

Right, I think we should just let Liverpool win the EPL since they haven't done so for many years.


Maya M: ...But then again, how can the Indian society allow another team to outshine NUS when they wanna paint a false picture that only the Local University students are ideal.... How can one blame them, when the Indian society is nothing but full of false ideals and status!

A nationally televised competition is actually a conspiracy theory to cement NUS as the elitists of society. A bit too far fetched even by our imaginative standards.

The Angsty Ones

Selvam S: Yanisha , who the hell let you out of Woodbridge? Maybe the warden should lock you back in and throw the keys away. Bottom line is NUS's victory, if thats what you want to call it, is ill deserved. Nothing has changed in the last decade . I have observed many a times when the "popular" school walks way with the trophy instead of the true winners. I guess we should really point our machetes at the judges who belong to the group of Indian scumbags with warped perceptions, ensuring the " popular" school never loses to the "otherwise". As long as these roaches and the machinations are allowed to endure, we will never see the true spirit of competition come to form. Judges, you truly are a disgrace. NUS, stop patting yourself on the back. You didn't win anything. Yanisha, go back to your cell.

We're extremely sorry your extreme displeasure with the Singapore Education system and the education divide has made you want to place a link from it to any competition you come across and the winners are not to your liking.

The Management

Rekha [of the interview team]: This comment page is beginning to bore me. Acidhouz and Diversity fans, I would like to say one thing to all of you. I am VERY VERY happy that NUS Vidiyal won the competition. They were available for an interview that very weekend. However, Acidhouz confirmed and canceled times, BLOODY TIMES! We have given up trying to contact them. Diversity, they were supposedly too shy to contact us, but not shy to prance around on stage in clothes with holes cut out.*shakes her head* NUS Vidiyal may not be the best dance group out there, but I assure you, those guys are the best ones that I contacted for an interview. BTW, I am sure they are having fun with all that prize and money whilst you guys whine about how other groups should've won. In my opinion, the best men, in this case, best men and women, DID win.

Whereabouts do we go to find good journalism when even the interviewers can't be objective? Likening not agreeing to an interview to the clothes people wear? Are you even aware of the lack of logic in your statement?

Back to where to get good objective, in your face, reports on all the happenings in the local Yindian scene: The KLKillahs of course.

Still, in a final look back, perhaps Dhool didn't deliver all that we wanted them to. Before, during and definitely AFTER the competition. But there always is one whipping horse that reminds us that there are lower levels to hit. We hope they win big in Pradana Vizha just to prove that bad programming can make it big. Hurrah for the underdogs!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

A Levels Real Deal

Twas a few days back that we urged KLKlanites to suss out those miscreant A Level Aces for us to have a chat and perhaps pick their brain [read: prove that we are indeed smarter]. Alas, none were found. And we were a tad too lazy to actually go through Frenster, [first and last name available ma] and let them know we were knocking on their door and their chance to 15 bytes of fame.

Perhaps, this is what really happened:



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Friday, March 09, 2007

Chiran Jeevi's Horse

You think you've seen all the "Truck blocks the road, hero slides underneath it and escapes" scenes already? Check this one out from Telugu Mega Star Chiranjeevi.




Thursday, March 08, 2007

A Levels Results 2007

Now we definitely need to recognize the masterminds who manage to ace subjects I am still flunking in uni. Taken from TNP, 3rd March 2007, a list of the distinguished distinction go getters. Only the Yindian ones of course. [P.S. Welcome to uni, where you get to fail as easily as you order your chicken murtabak with extra kwah]

Number of distinctions indicated in brackets beside the name. 3 JCs failed to provide a namelist. Boo to them.


AJC

Revant Kapoor (8)
Bhavina Batukbhai (6)

MJC

Jeevan Raaj Thangayah

NYJC

Ray Ninan Panicker (6)

NJC

Japees Singh Kohli

SAJC

Anjali Krishnan

SRJC

Aarti Ramesh Khemlani

TPJC

Nandini Trivedi

VJC

Rajendran Mohan

Just for the record a maximum of 8 distinctions would mean: 4 A Level Subjects, 3 S-Papers and A1 for GP.

Now, for some KLKommunity involvement. If you, the members of our KLKlan are friends or know of any of these names listed, do let them know that the KLKillahs would like to get in touch with them for an interview. Get them to e-mail us at: kelingkillah@gmail.com and we will make it worth their while for acing their As.

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

KLK·ontroversial Kompetition Konklusion

So, I hope that all naysayers and praise-rs can await another Vasantham junk bond show to air their views. Not like it matters to most of us anyway, Jodi Number One is a way better production and we're not going to switch back to Channel 5 that soon except when there's zilch to watch on the rest of our 200 channels including Wrestlemania on Pay Per View.

We left it to you to a vote. This vote thing riles many a person up eh? Be it "X marks the spot" on our General Election voting slips or "Sms 1 for ****" virtual voting or even a show of hands in our classroom as to who should be the next monitor. No one really is happy about voting we suppose, even if their side actually wins it. This is after all the bane of a democracy.

Well, you voted and this is who YOU thought SHOULD have won it:


In reality however [as opposed to virtual reality where we reside], the vote count totalled up to a massive 31 914 SMSes. Multiplied by 60 cents a pop, nets Megastar/Vasantham [we're not aware of the percentages] a total sum of $19 148.40


There IS no free lunch in the media. Couple this with the tens of thousands that are coughed up for the commercials slotted in before, during and after the show and you can see, there IS nothing KLKontroversial about this competition. It was a successful one, to line pockets that is.

Alas, this monetary benefit accrued didn't really show in the actual layout and presentation of the programme. Did we see all the finalists go at it with different genres of music? Nah, all we got to see was what everyone was good at. Yes, they were given the same music and asked to choreograph their moves to it. But so? Let's imagine you gave Senthil and Goundamani the same banana and asked them to do something with it. Senthil is gonna end up eating it. While Goundamani is probably gonna end up peeling off its skin, laying it on the floor coupla metres ahead and then running to slip and fall violently on it.

At the end of the day, the test should have been genres and not speed of choreography. Comments on this point are welcome. For a more well received and all rounded approach to a dance competition, perhaps we should view and await the end of Dance Floor on Channel 5 to see if at least THEY know what they are doing whilst collecting our SMS votes. Now, even that is a rip off of So You Think You Can Dance? on Fox, so I think we're better off Bit Torrenting those episodes instead.

Although the competition per se wasn't so great as to award it an Emmy for Best Televised Drama cum Dance Kompetition, it did serve to bring out many a talent I feel. By talent, it is not only dance steps and moves we should acknowledge. Let me elaborate group by group:


1.Tridiac - Managed to bring mainstream hiphop to Yindians. Hip hop has been around for quite a while from the times when Run DMC gave us "My Adidas". In our country though, we have only been aware of perhaps Malay hiphop artistes, notably Triple Noize and the likes. This time, Tridiac, coincidentally also in the wake of Yogi B's new album, have brought to the fore that Yindians are capable of busting the moves of the old skool 'uns themselves. Big up to those B Boys.


2. Stepz - Stepz is a likable group. They brought us bhangra steps with a twist. They entertained us. And they should have gotten more recognition than they received. It's our sincere hope that Stepz grows from this to become a full fledged dancing powerhouse, as the quality of their finals performance would show.


3. Kali Dancers - Did you take a look at the props they brought forth in the finals? Kali Dancers in fact have the most Yindian feel about them and we love that. Choreography attributed to their "Guru", is top notch too. Somehow we feel this is not the last we're gonna hear of them.


4. Diversity - This all girl group simply wows for the lone reason that they are all female. Females adore other females who exhibit talent. Quite unlike the male species who are quite tantamount to shrug off other males who are getting jiggy with it. Males however also are drawn to the females who are indulging in some goyang goyang on the platform. Thus, Diversity is a group that cannot be disliked for the sheer composition of the group. Diversity also showed their diverse [pun intended] range of dance genres and they deserve a round of applause for it.


5. Acid Houz - The ones who made us love them. Newbies to the Yindian dance scene might have watched them here for the first time but AcidHouz never fails to up the ante when it comes down to a dog fight. A list of their achievements:

2003 NUS Dance Competition [6th]
2003 X Plosion Nite [4th]
2003 AMK Dance Competition [3rd]
2003 Kampong Ubi Dance Competition [Champions]
2004 Kreta Ayer Lock Up Dance Competition [4th]
2004 Chong Pang CC Revolution Nite [Champions]
2004 X - Plosion Nite [2nd]
2004 NaadaRasta AMK CC [2nd]
2005 Thrill Nite [2nd]
2005 DWA Nite [Consolation]
2005 X - Plosion Nite [Champions]
2005 Dhool [2nd]
2005 NaadaRasta AMK CC [2nd]
2005 Nanyang CC Asuraz Thillai [Champions]
2006 FunkamaniA [4th]
2006 NUS Dance Competition [Champions]
2006 Thrill Nite [Champions]
2006 DWA Nite [Champions]

Need we say more? Houza Houz.


6. Borderz 159 - The traditional arch rivals of AcidHouz and other perpetual dance competition entrants, Borderz didn't dissapoint us in any round of this event at all. Started off from old ITE AMK students, they held their own with their distinct style of costumes and moves all the way. Need a list of their achievements? Scroll on:

Vasantham Vetri Vizha [Champions]
Thrill Nite 05 [Champions]
DWA Nite 05 [2nd]
X-plosion Nite 05 [2nd]
Revolution Nite 05 [Champions]
Megastar Dhool 05 [3rd]
Vasantha Oli [Champions]
NaadaRasta [3rd]
Zee Zoom Baa [3rd]
NUS Dance Competition [Consolation]
Bukit Panjang CC [Champions]
Thrill Nite 06 [2nd]
Dwa Nite 06 [3rd]
Dhool Nite 06 [2nd]


7. Anarchy 99 - Anarchy aka Movesh we all know too well if you've been tuning in to any Vasantham variety program in recent times. They backup singers in the same vein as Rameshwara's Group and Sangeshtraz frequently and have undergone a name change to compete here. [Couldn't find a list of achievements for them, so if anyone possesses it, give us a heads up or e-mail us]. We want to see more of these people too. But definitely not in the context of a souped up reality based [which didn't happen] competition like this one.

Now, we've rounded up the groups and the individual contributions they brought to the table. Walking away with a bitter taste in your mouth or chewing some sticky "halwa", all we can do is cross our fingers and hope better programming comes along soon.

Dance. Dance group. Fusion. Dappan Kuuthu. Graamiyam. Hiphop. Ballet. Salsa. Tango. The list goes on. What is the scope for an Yindian dance group here anyway? Are they just destined to get 5 minutes of fame [average length of a Tamil song] dancing back up from time to time and walking away with a pittance? We know a group that for sheer PR skills alone has trumped everyone else.

Meet Sangeshtraz, the only Yindian [founded by ex-ITE Doverites] dance troupe we found with a website to boot. The face of the group is Morali who even features in Sinda's Step Tuition ads. A group that doesn't resort to Friendster and like minded social networking sites but was bothered to purchase and do up their own webpage? Impressive. Browse through and you will find their history, reflections of their founder, a photo and video gallery and even a feedback form on what you thought of their performances!

You think that's all? These are some of the other pies they've sunk their fingers in:

Costume designing & tailoring
Rental of costumes and accessories
Dance choreography for school programmes,SYF and other shows
Tuition classes
Enrichment programmes
Modelling services
Yoga classes

Sangeshtraz has our vote for being the shining star of Yindian dance groups in our tiny nation for the sheer pride they have in their work and the professionalism with which they face the virtual and real community.

Late Addition:

Depending on response, another post might go up on this matter because I like the way the readership counters are jumping. If there is anyone from any dance group who would like to speak to us with their views on "what really happened" or "what went wrong" or "what *** group is truly like", feel free to e-mail us and we'll get back to you ASAP. All views expressed are strictly anonymous and you may even submit a video, written text or get down and dirty in a face to face interview. So, calling any member of Acidhouz, Borderz, Anarchy, Diversity, Kali Dancers, Tridiac and Stepz; get in touch with us, we wanna hear from you. Confidentiality willl be strictly adhered to.

We know we promised a Part 6: Interview with a Vidiyalite post, but what the hell, we thinks they have been vocal enough on our comments already.


Ekkada Chudu!
provogue said... Hey guys, you are entitled to your opinions but pls refrain from accusing the Vidiyal team for winning. We did not use any underhand tactics, we did not hold anyone hostage. If you think it's unfair that we won, pls direct your accusations and questions to the producers. We did not force anyone to give us the prize. You are free to insult our dance performances but don't personally insult the team and its members.
visha said...I have a doubt. Everyone claims Acidhouz to be the true winner in the competition and that NUS Vidiyal did not deserve the trophy. In which case can someone please explain to me why it is acceptable for them to reuse a dance piece which they have performed previously at Thrill Nite without anyone questioning the integrity of their competitive spirit. Especially when the groups from the second semifinals only had two weeks to choreograph an entirely new dance as well as design and tailor costumes. How fair is this to the other groups competing?

For your reference:

Acidhouz at Thrill Night

Acidhouz at Dhool Finals

I'm done here. The rest of youse can do your literary works in the comments. We'll chuckle along.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Tag-Less

On a totally un-Dhool-ified sidenote, the tagboard is hereby removed. I could launch a 3 page expository essay [like what I teach my Sec 3/4 kids] on the pros and cons of allowing free, un-censored speech and the privileges of anonymous touch-and-go addicts; but I shan't.

We hope that readers with valid, pertinent comments will continue to do so in the "Comments" section cos that's what it's there for. Comment moderation is on "off" but it can always be switched "on" if need be.

In all frankness, wanna know why the the tag board really got removed?







Because I can.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Behind the Dhool

So, Dhool's over isn't it. While all you mainstream blokes might be just nestled in on the couch at 630 pm each Sunday attempting to marvel at acrobatics or wish you could controlled spin the way others did, there was an underground scene to it all. In fact, I think this was more interesting than the actual show. Now, if only the producers knew what we did, they could have worked it into their "we say it's reality but in fact there's nothing reality showy about it" show.

So, I'll give you the lowdown on something you might not have realized and the others will weigh in on their actual Dhool round up when they do.

Now hear my tale:

There once was a group called Acidhouz. And they put up a semi-final dance performance, very fusion-esque, looking like this:



Soon after though, a member of the ingterneck world recalled something that was repressed in his memory and pieced together a video diss that looked like this:



Enraged at the notion that someone was branding them a KLKopykat, the Acidhouz blokes took it upon themselves to resolve it with the aid of current prevalent technology and came up with this response:



Receiving kudos for the way they handled this apparent finger-pointing situation, the matter was laid to bed. Or was it?

Soon after another naysayer who is also living in self righteous originality realms posts this:



And we now leave this story with it's open ending. Because Yindian stories are not fun anymore if they actually do end.



Rajnikanth: Management Guru

Forget Peter Drucker and his Management 101. If you is Yindian and are gainfully employed in a managerial position, you might want to draw on Superstar's wisdom when it comes to the workplace.

Rajni’s punch:

“ Khanna naan yosikama sollrathile, sollittu yosikrithile’

Management Lesson:

Planning is absolutely important and having planned there is no need for any re-confirmation in the attainment of the objective.


Rajni’s Dialogue ( 16 vayathinile ) :


“ Ithu eppadi iruku”

Management Mantra:

Getting the opinion of the downline is very important for any top management. This makes an organisation very democratic”

Rajni’s punch ( in Dharmathin Thalaivan) :


“ Nan thatti kaetpaen, aana, kotti kudupaen”

Management mantra:

The top management can demand and at the same time reward probably thru Incentives and ESOPs.

Rajni’s Punch ( in Arunachalam ) :


“Sollraan, seiraan”


Management Mantra:

These two words just are good enough to understand the importance of Delegation and Implementation….both are very important to any professionally managed company.

Rajni’s Punch ( In Baasha ) :


“ Naan oru thadavai sonna, nooru vaati sonna mathuri “

Management Mantra:

In less than 10 words, he narrates the importance of proper communication skills and listening skills. There should always be clarity and authority in what the management says and the there should be no room for any misinterpretation. Also if the listening skill is well established, we can avoid waste of time and efforts in communicating the same subject thru phone, mails, memos etc..

Rajni’s punch ( in Baba ) :


“ Naan lateaa vandalum, latestaa varuven”

Management Mantra:

Even if there is delay in rolling out a product or service, we need to ensure that we deploy the latest methods and technology. This is important to all industries.

Rajni’s Punch ( in Baba ) :

“ Asantha adikirathu unga style. Asarama adikirathu Baba style”

Management Mantra:

It is very important to be pro active than reactive. This is particularly important for Telecom and Credit card companies. You need to be launching pleasant surprises to the consumers before the competitor knows about them.


Rajni’s Punch ( in Padaiyappa) :
“En vazhi thanee vazhi”

Management mantra:

You need to be different to succeed. Don’t choose a "me- too" line of business.

Rajni’s Punch ( in Engeyo kaeta kural ) :

“ Kai alavu kasu iruntha athu namma kappathum, athuve kazuthu iruntha atha namma kappathunum”

Management Lesson:

Here he clearly talks about treasury operations and wealth management services. The management should focus on their core business. Investment advice should be left to the wealth management companies or experts. In fact Mutual Fund managers should use this punch to multiply their clientele.

Rajni’s Punch ( in Baba ) :

Baba counting starts now 1,2,3,…

Management mantra:

Here he just narrates the importance of timelines….


Samje?

Saturday, February 24, 2007

NMPs

Parliament is in session. And if you think you have the right to clink glasses and piss and diss politics, do at least know what the issues at hand are. For a list of all questions and topics to be discussed in seatings, click HERE.

On our part, other than the usual Yindian dudes we see in the papers giving their 20 paisa worth on whatever is rocking their boat, we focus today on 2 Nominated Members of Parliament of Yindian ancestry and see what they bring to the table.


Mr Gautam Banerjee, Executive Chairman of Pricewaterhouse Coopers [CV]

On 1 July 2005, Gautam Banerjee was appointed as the Chairman of the Asia 7 Leadership Team and continues to be the Executive Chairman of PricewaterhouseCoopers Singapore.

Prior to this, Gautam was a member of the firm's executive committee since January 1996 and had experience leading various business units in the firm, including most recently, the firm's largest business unit, the Assurance practice. He has had partner responsibility for some of the firm's largest clients including Temasek and Singapore Telecom.

During his 22 years with the firm, he has contributed significantly to the development of PwC Singapore from a predominantly audit and tax practice to a multi-disciplinary professional services firm with capabilities in Risk Management, Corporate Finance and other business advisory services in Banking and Capital Markets, Telecommunications and Technology.

Gautam graduated from the University of Warwick and is a member of the Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales and the Institute of Certified Public Accountants in Singapore.


Dr Kalyani K Mehta, a social worker and NUS Associate Professor [CV]

Dr Mehta enjoys teaching at the Department of Social Work and Psychology, National University of Singapore. She is also Managing Editor of the Asia Pacific Journal of Social Work, a journal produced by the department. Currently, she is Chair of the Department Research Ethics Committee and member of the University Senate.

She has conducted research on women, families and elderly. Her Master's thesis was on Attempted Suicide by Indian women in Singapore (1984) Her doctoral dissertation was on "The Dynamics of Adjustment of the very old in Singapore" (1994). Her research interests include Elder Care Policies and Services, Carers' Stress, Retirement, Widowhood, Gerontological Counselling Models, and Long Term Care. The cross-cultural aspects and experiences of the respondents are often highlighted in her research.

Dr Mehta has published three books, and a fourth co-edited book is in press. The last is entitled "Long Term Care in the 21st Century: Perspectives from around the Pacific Rim. " She has published more than 20 articles in international peer reviewed journals such as Ageing and Society, Journal of Aging Studies, International Journal of Aging and Human Development and Journal of Cross-Cultural Gerontology. She has also contributed chapters in highly reputed books on Gerontology and Care for the elderly.

Kalyani Mehta is a member of the Gerontological Society of America, British Society of Gerontology and Gerontological Society, Singapore. She served as President of the Gerontological Society, Singapore and represents Singapore in the International Association of Gerontology. She is also a Council member of the Asia Pacific Association of Social Work Education (APASWE).

She has been invited to present papers at numerous conferences such as the U.N. Economic and Social Commission for Asia and the Pacific (ESCAP) Regional Workshop on Preparations for the International Year of Older Persons (1998) held in Beijing; the Joint Conference of APASWE,International Federation of Social Workers (IFSW, Asia Pacific) and Australian Association of Social Workers held in Brisbane in 1999.

Kalyani Mehta has served as consultant to several international and regional organisations such as U.N. ESCAP (Bangkok) and Asia Development Research Forum, a programme sponsored by the International Development Research Centre (Canada). In Singapore, she is consultant to Samaritans of Singapore and Marine Parade Family Service Centre. In the arena of policy development she has made significant contributions as a member of the Advisory Council of Family and Aged. She is an active member of the Feedback Group on Elderly Development, Ministry of Community Development and Sports. On occasions she has been advisor to the National Council of Social Services.


Got it? Now watch out for them and let's see what pertinent views they provide on national concerns as pseudo-Yindian community representatives.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Scandal Dua KLKonfirmed


Do you recall Scandal Dua? Jumpstart your memory if you will then, HERE.

We insisted that this once TV pageant winner who had dissapeared into obscurity after heading off to peninsular India was in fact legally married and yet taking part in an international pageant this time around in the "Miss" category. We had a few naysayers then, who like all us opinionated Yindians do, came up with defensive gems like:

Anonymous said...
She is not married yet. I know her very closely.She is still single....

Geeta Ram said...
hi guys think all of you got it all wrong she's not married she was officially engaged to the former media corp singer Gopinath on the 1st of July 2006.She's not legally married if shes was she can never join the contest cos the organizers can always check with ROM and find the truth.I feel she's not that stupid to take such a big risk.I'm sorry to disappoint all of you.I'm her well wisher.

Well, the Miss Singapore India pageant concluded with much fanfare sometime back [30th Dec 2006]. Although our inside sources came through the minute the scandal broke, I decided to give it a bit of time lag just to prove the point that not everything is easily swept under the carpet especially when it's so in your face.

Fact 1. One time TV Pageant winner did indeed WIN Miss Singapore India 2006/7.

Fact 2. She was later discovered to have lied about her marital status in her application form.

Fact 3. The runner up, Jaishree was then bumped up to take the crown in her place.

Fact 4. All material workings were suppressed so as to protect the potential embarassment of the situation.

Fact 5. It was quite a shocker for those who attended and applauded the winner on that night only to check the website and see a different name attached to the crown.

Do you know now? That we never stop digging. No matter how old, KLKillahs bring it to you warmly served in a hot plate sizzling with black pepper and onions. [as opposed to fresh from the oven].

Late-ah vanthaalum Latest-ah varuvom.

Dhool Finals

So, there we have it. The build up to the finals of the reality show-esque [at least that's what they said] dance competition, Dhool.

The final 8 groups who will compete for the $10,000 cash prize and other supplementary prizes:

ACID HOUZ - hot favourites, have all their competitors on their toes

TRIDIAC - seem to only reign over the Hip Hop genre.

STEPZ - Loved their quarter final dance

DIVERSITY - Riding on the "Female" wave.

KALI DANCERS - Announced publicly that they take their cue from their "guru" who does the marjority of their choreography

NUS VIDIYAL - Said to be the most original of them all. Specialize in throwing the women around and acrobatics. Have history [past NUS groups] to live up to.

ANARCHY 99 - aka Movesh. Much experience on the variety show telly scene. Angel outfits were surprisingly pleasing.

BORDERZ 1:59 - rank up there together with Acidhouz. Left to be seen how the titans battle it out.

While you await the live telecast, be it at the studios or on your couch, let's have a go at what we thought of the programme. This time around, unlike a shoddy beauty pageant aired not too long ago, our coverage was very limited. See, Sundays are not stay at home days for the KLKillahs. We have social lives too. We need to play our footy too. And 6.30 on a Sunday is much more suited to aging housewives, aged senior citizens and little runts who didn't get permission to go down and play.

Analysis

1. Reality Show Angle

Why is the reality show bug suddenly hitting all Yindian produced programmes. The website indicates a column of the "Latest Rumours". They make the judges and ousted groups face off. The groups of course go one up in true Yindian fashion. Just take a look at their Friendster profiles and the underground rumours and bitching going around.

2. The Layout

So, all in all, there were 3 dances each group did to get this far. One for the auditions, one for the quarters, one for the semis. Instead of testing the ability of all the dance-phytes across various dance styles and genres, in each episode, they were first allowed to put up something of their choice. Well, when you leave human beings in a competition and give them free play, they are definitely going to perform something to their strengths. Something of familiarity. Something they've done so many times, it's second nature. How then do you do a comparison? I only caught the episode where all groups were asked to do a village style dance. It was quite obvious to one of the judges there that most of them didn't know what the hell to do. How about ballroom dancing? That would have been a colonial hoot.

3. The Criteria

I think it's pretty fashionable these days to just let your judging criteria evolve over the course of the competition. I mean, is there no structure? Where all groups have equal knowledge on what categories and criteria they can rack up the points in? This is in contrast to getting chided for irrelevant props, garishly neon costumes, non-ability to transcend through different music and dance types. Weren't they all told? That these were sumsort what would take them through the competition? Or did everyone just go in blind?

For a more personal take on this competition, keling kween defends her NUS Vidiyal HERE.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Thaipusam 2007 Unveiled


In stark contrast with the previous year, I found myself standing like a tourist on the outside of Dhoby Ghaut station attempting to catch the fanfare of Thaipusam this year. That I retired early into the night to sip a few beers at Prinsep while still keeping an eye on the festivities, you don't need to know. The general feel of this year was that it was quite quiet and it seemed as though a less than normal number of kavadis actually went out. In actual fact, all tickets were sold out. Apparently, everyone was aiming for the first light set off and the last batch set off.

The first group for apparently logical reasons: Beating crowds, morning basking sun, ability to rush off to other commitments or viewing other kavadis later. The later group for much more obvious reasons: Take at night and the whole world watches you.

The KLKillahs didn't go out on an all exclusive picture and video taking trip this time around preferring instead to collate every individuals' take on the event.

First up, we have our "I attend every single Hindu festival because I live in Tekka" boy, Praba. His yearly kavadi ritual is well documented in pictures and his piercing vid over HERE. The Girl too pitched in with her videos on an Urumi Mellam group. Also managing to catch on tape, a drunk man calling out for divine intervention [possibly for his hangover] near the end of the second clip. View them now.





MystiKal went all out on a digicam riot even needing to stop halfway thru the day to go get the damn batteries charged. His 100+ collection was too large to upload over here and so you will have to get to it through his Flickr photostream. Even our KLKlan based in Sungai Petani, Kedah, Ghost Particle got into the action with this photo post, HERE.


Not to be outdone, my V3i came in useful catching the reason why we love this festival. The illegal bongo beaters of course.




All other videos on Thaipusam 2007 Singapore not taken by us: HERE

But then again, this event has been at the heat of arguments since the 1960s. There seems to be no one year where there was unanimous agreement that the event was run superbly and everyone who took part in it went home feeling like a million bucks. Drawing from a hot discussion on a Singapore Indian related Yahoo Group. We see, two Singaporeans giving their 15.75 paise worth on the event this year.

1) Road closure route

Especially the one from Tank Road back to Perumal Temple: There are many people, followers & supporters who may want to go back to Perumal Temple again or half-way back to support or follow another Kavadi. But in order to do so, we hv to really make a big round which is not practical & it is really tiring, especially those family with kids & older people. Why can't they do something to allow both to & fro in the same route. As I mention above, it's a once a year event & we may want to support more than one kavadi. Thus, it will be good if the Mgmt look into the route to make it a more flexible & a pleasure one for everyone & of course by not causing any disturbance or jam in the procession.

2) Alcohol & Cigarette

All of us are aware that this is a religious festival which involves great devotion. Therefore, a major restriction that we shd really bring about is to prohibit anyone with beer or cigarette in their hand or anyone who is drunk to follow any Kavadis. Either they hv to dispose it immediately or stop them from following... I know its quite difficult to bring about such a law..., but to see such disrespectful scenes from our own people is really very annoying & humiliating.... it gives a bad impression on our religion, especially among the other religion. Even my Chinese colleagues knew that our fasting & the procession involves a lot of devotion, eg. strict vegetarian, NO alcohol, NO sex, NO unnecessary pleasures, etc... So what will the crowd (whether it is S'pore or Malaysia...) which consist of other races & religion will feel about our religion when they see such scenes from our Hindus - its very embarrassing & unsightly!!! Though it may involve a great effort to bring about such a restriction or law, but it will be greatly applauded by many.

3) Play devotional songs/music

It will be good to play devotional songs/music continuously without any break (from Perumal Temple to Tank Rd Temple - all the way). Some Kavadis seems to be walking very quietly through out the procession. By having music all the way, devotees are kept in HIGH spirit and it also creates the religious mood in everyone.

And the second dude:

I m totally disappointed with the volunteers @ the temples. They dun seem to be sure of their duties n think they have ultimate rights over everything n everybody. One incident occurred btw the volunteers n public where ppl were asked to leave the area to the right of sanctum(facing) as it was out of bounds to public. One thing the area was open to the public as no barriers were placed n no indications of of restrictions for public. But the volunteers actually brought their family members to that area to easily stand ard n view the kavadis. When questioned one of the volunteer even mentioned they were voluntary. It is shocking to see a little child, babies n very old people were volunteers! Furthermore, i myself have served in many temples n organizations as a member or volunteer which demands our on the ball initiative n action in carrying out duties. First time, i see volunteers dressed like brides n grooms and standing around doing nth when the temple is in need of sincere help. Volunteering is not a privilege but a responsibility. These roles have to be carefully allotted for proper running of the sacred event.
Interestingly enough, our very own Keling Kween was a volunteer this year stationed at Tank Road temple. Amidst dealing with plastic bags and cat calling ahem.. "devotees", she lets fly at those who think volunteers are just faggots with an official pass. Read about it HERE.


I leave you with just some final questions of my own:

1. On the final stretch, to open up more than one lane to the kavadi procession, will it cost us a few million dollars? It's quite stupid to see a 3 lane roadway being contained to just one and then expecting a smooth flow from the already tired of human traffic jam devotees.

2. Why do some tertiary student volunteers look like they have a stick up their arse? Is it protocol to lean over railings to "sight adikiraan" whatever chick takes their fancy? What's with the Maharaja suit looking high fashion jippas? Fashion parade?

3. Is the ban on musical instruments, i.e. not musical group related on or off? What IS the issue with it really? Can't handle the loud noise? Possible weapons? That's what adds to the entire flavour of it all man. And when was the last time two groups actually clashed in the middle of the procession? NEVER?



Photo credits: Beggs, E-Chan, Mystikalsel

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Thirukkural : A Guide to Effective Living

It's about time we slotted in some education for all youse haywire makkehs. How much humour can you take anyway? Yes, I'm sure you steal our jokes and forward them on as your own. Like how Praba got plagiarized recently, read about it HERE.

Well, cut it out. It's really not funny. Credit the proper individuals or get the fuck outa here. Consider this the KLKillah friendly warning. We do scripting and nuking as often as we eat char siew mee pok dry extra chilli add mee add sausage add luncheon meat.

That aside, anyone who has gone through the education system here will know the value of memorizing fifty or so Thirukkurals to supplement your Tamil essays. These are the two liners that get you the pretty red tick and added credit.

Instead of blindly just knowing random lines, it's really much more effective knowing how to apply such stuff to daily life. Which is of course something all our teachers miss out on impressing upon us. A local author though has written Thirukkural : A Guide to Effective Living and it's also stocked up at the National Library.

The book was launched in January at MDIS with Tharman Shanmugaratnam, Minister for Education & 2nd Minister for Finance as the GOH. The book is also proudly supported by Tamils' Representative Council [TRC].

So, do have a read. If not to broaden your knowledge, at least for brain fodder the next time you need to pick up a Tamil teacher for Valentine's.

Udukkai izhandhavan kai polae aangae
idukkan kalaivadham natpu

As swiftly as the hand moves to seize a slipping garment,
Friendship acts to assuage a friend's distress

Couplet 788


Thursday, February 01, 2007

Permanent Pottu

All women no more fear. There is a way now to ensure you won't be widowed at a young age. And the solution is just over 3 dollars. Witness, the Yindian miracle.


Wednesday, January 31, 2007

ThaipusaMania

Ok, it is upon us. The 2nd of the top 3 happenings of the Yindian KLKalendar. The festival of Thaipusam. Following top spot Deepavalli and a bigger event than closely tied third of Panguni and Thimithi.

We hope you have your spokes sharpened, your bolts tightened, your washers washing and your milk cartons safely ensconced within that 14 footer lorry you had to loan for the event. If you are aiming for a 12 am - 3 am departure, smart move. If you are doing the 6pm - 9 pm departure, good luck to you la brudda.

The KLKillahs may or may not be at one or both of the temples doing what we always do. Attending to KLKavadis, the single ones will be making eyes at KLKannu Kuttis and paying homage to the warrior of warriors, Karthikeyan.

As we might be busy with our various duties and ad hoc preparations, this is an appeal to all our KLKlanites to enjoy the marvels of documenting this important happening of the year by sending in photos and videos of the event. Put your digicams and video cams and phones to good use. Show us the glory and the numbnuts who spoil it for everyone. Be it an official or a devotee. We await your materials for a post-Thaipusam post.

Also, be on the lookout for our fellow KLKommunity members who insist on treating a holy event like their Halloween. Photos / Vids of these select entities are much desired and you will be credited accordingly in participating in your virgin KLKulling. A cash reward for the best photograph or video recording is also contemplated and we will let you know if the response is good enough. If however, you are a vendor of the privacy act and you in actual fact are afraid of getting caught in the act of being Photographer of the Year, do realize that most cameras have up to 8X zoom these days. Stay a safe distance and snap away.

Now, we close. And here's a shout-out to Praba to have a splendid procession tomorrow. Dance like you have happy feet my friend. I'll leave you with our very own KLKillah last year, and this year.





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