KLK Profile #2

If you have never witnessed the culling of chickens during a bird flu scare. You might want to stay on for the next few minutes. Firstly, the original profile we ever did put up. The maestro of Ang Mo Kio. HERE.

Now, we follow suit with the emergence of two babyfaced assasins. Unlike the first profile-kia we have omitted any hot photos of cool poses and instead give you the bare minimum KLK expose. Half naked bods and tats.

He says:

Occupation:

*RASCAL*

Companies:
WooDbRIDge ZipperS

Affiliations:
My friend mani security firm......hehehehe

Hobbies and Interests:
**ShIvAn**StUdIeS**SoCCer**SarUku**

Favorite Books:
Russell Lee True Ghost stories

Favorite Movies:
Mortal Kombat(Annihilation), The Mask, KARNAN, SPIDERMAN(PART 1 AND 2)

Favorite Music:
kichu kichu manisha.....Sakarai nilavae....Venmathi.....Muhalai .....Thenmadurai vagainadhi....Kadhal Vaibogamae...kadhal valathaein

I find it just amazing that ALL these songs except the first one can be used in that whole I am a KLK but a romantic at heart sequence. Also they double up as good ringtones, voicemail muzak and singing on your lonely post breakup drinking at East Coast Parkway. The benches with some good Beng Kwee Lo of course, not the established watering holes.

Favorite TV Shows:
SmallVILLE......Heartlanders.....SUPERMAN......

About Me:
Ellam ShivaMayam.......juz get 2 noe mE more by messaging me.......

Who I Want to Meet:
Shivan..........Those wanna noe me ....add me at fighting_machine21@hotmail.com....Any gal interested ?? I dun MINd!! HAHAHAHAHAHa..............

And I say, if he's so interested in God. Someone should despatch the man off quickly no?

This is the portion where the chicks, like in their great outpouring of love pen some model testimonial for the bloke yeah? Something of the nature of: "See, he reads ghost stories, watches smallville and has his priorities right. Studies before sarukku. Get to know him ladies. A hot catch."

And who could the next Woodbridge Zipper be, you ask? Presenting RASCAL. I kid you not. That's the nick on the "frenster" profile.

Ye seeketh and I delivereth:

Notice the babyface looks coupled with tattoos that are surely gonna be markedly missing ten years down the road. Either marred by knife cuts or self destroyed by acid in a vain bid to escape the coppers.

Forgive the right hand V-pose. It was inherent at birth. Helps his occupation better, what we call a skilled labourer. After all, his "friend mani's security firm" really couldnt afford the real guns with their budget this year.

And do you see the similarity in expressions, look and pose to Royston Tan's 15? The famed feature film about teenage gangsters in Singapore? You tell me, who copied who.

Nuff said. Another keling killed.